What to blog, what to blog...

I really have no idea how to go about starting a blog. When I was younger, before two pregnancies killed off a million or so of my brain cells, I was an avid writer. Words flowed from my pen (or keyboard) effortlessly and I could fill pages with my profound thoughts.

Now that I am a mother of two charming boys, my thoughts are... well... interrupted. I rarely have more than a few minutes of peace before I must run off to deal with a child who has a) attempted to bake a cake for daddy using a dozen eggs b) beat up his brother with a wet pullup until it exploded everywhere c) helped himself to an entire box of ice cream bars from the freezer or d) all of the above.

So for my first official blog entry, here are a few things that, before I had kids, I never thought I would have to say out loud...

1. Don't lick your brother.
2. Get that cheese out of your pants.
3. Don't pee in the frying pan.
4. Don't pee out the window. (we have a pee fascination in this house)
5. Next time you want to collect DNA, just use your spit (as opposed to the piece of plastic Eli got stuck in his ear while gathering earwax for one of his many "experiments").

....and that, my friends, is why I have a feeling my blog entries will be short and sporadic!!!